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ZED EVENTS – THE MANOR REVIEW by Pete Bevan

On Saturday morning two very excited men arrived at my house so we could rock up to Daresbury in the north of England to visit Zed Events – The Manor. One was a bouncing Big Rich, 6 foot 8 of...

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ABOUT A BOOT By John Kelly

Well, the guys at TOWWZ were mildly impressed by my story of fighting off zombies in the Amazon. By mildly impressed, I mean they threatened me with a restraining order, but didn’t follow through. And...

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ZOMBIE UNDER THE BRIDGE By Sonny Zae

“Go on, Nash, get it over with.”  Ramon gestured toward the stream of cars rushing by in the California twilight. The younger zombie stared at the careening traffic.  “They’re moving awfully fast.”...

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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by Robert Best

Twas the Night of the Zombie Apocalypse, when nothing at all was very well, All sorts of creatures were stirring, even by dead neighbor, Bob, right where he fell. Random boards and furniture were hung...

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UNNATURAL JUSTICE By Carrie Bailey

A bit of flesh dropped onto the bench with a thunk! The judge eyed the defendant. “Mr. Pierce, when I said approach the bench, I meant all of you, not one piece at a time.” “Errrr,” he groaned. Mrs....

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A ZOMBIE’S BEST FRIEND By Sonny Zae

Ramon was munching on a human leg bone, determined to get every last bit of meat, when he stopped chewing. “What’s the matter?” Nash asked, noticing Ramon’s pause.  “Get someone stuck between your...

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THE EFFING DEAD By John M. Kelly Jr

SEQUEL TO THE PEZZOLANTI COLLAR   I roll off her, sweating and breathing hard. Almost instantly, my brief dalliance with euphoria ebbs away. My desires slaked, and the image of Dr. Pezzolanti creeps...

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ZOMBIE FOOD NETWORK by Sonny Zae

“Ramon nudged the body with his foot. “I’ve gotta apologize, Nash. You were right. This vehicle was a great idea.” “Thanks!” Nash beamed as he pulled off his plastic clown mask. “It was more than that,...

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HOLIDAY REPOST: NIGHT OF THE FROZEN ELF by Richard S. Crawford

If you haven’t caught it before, or delved deep enough into our archives, here’s a holiday treat: Night of the Frozen Elf -Ed.

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